Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks On ASUU Strike, You Wont Believe What He Said

 Okay, its either my dictionary is incomplete or this man has his own special dictionary. Anyways can anyone simplify this for us. See what he said below;

    This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadingly oozing into a malodorous excrescence of mobocracy.
    With all termagant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia.