One By One They Fall- O’neal First

 It is the end of an era of a relationship swiftly formed in the house by grumpy Botswanian, O’neal, who had struggled all season to connect with a wide audience to keep him put in the house, and Feza was left alone to deal with the separation but whose tears soon dried on their own as she was spotted later at night smiling and exchanging chatter with Bimp and other housemates, though better half didn’t leave without planting a kiss on his beau and professing his undying love. If only he knew.It all came to a haltwhen IK called his name as the person with the fewest country votes, saying him being the first of the 9 to leave was because he is special.
Three Musketeers Took the Fall................

Last week on the chase saw the eviction of the last Kenyan housemate Annabel and Zambian man Sulu. IK announced that Kenyan lass Annabel scored the fewest country votes and as a result was evicted from The Chase. Dramatically, as had become the norm, she hugged her housemates and urged Africa to always ‘’be who you are because you can never just impress everybody.’’
Out of guilty trips, Head of House Bimp revealed that he had saved Cleo and replaced her with Sulu who was promptly ushered out of the house. Sulu was quite indifferent about his eviction and declared that he held no ill feelings.

Nando Got a ‘BIG’ Kick in the Butt
Later at night some major drama played itself out as Big Brother played the video of Nando and Elikem’s bust up for all the housemates. Biggie handed Elikem his first strike and tallied Nando’s at 3. The troubled Tanzanian had gotten into trouble for having a knife in his possession and for goading Elikem into an altercation. As a result he got disqualified and was asked to leave the competition.

Cheap Publicity
The previously live eviction show was graced by two Award winning African stars, Ghanaian Jackie Appiah and Nigerian O.C. Ukeje. Jackie served as a guest judge for the movie task presentations earlier alongside ‘Man on ground’ director Akin Omotosho. O.C Ukeje parried questions from IK Osakioduwa and dished out tips on how to succeed in the film industry. I say it’s a cheap publicity to get them both a tinge of recognition considering both are hardly in our faces anymore. Let’s admit it; they are not really the best two actors and actresses in all of Africa.

Beverly Suckles, Swims and Swoons
Beverly was doing some more confessing, possibly to get on new lover’s good books, or perhaps please his mother like Elizabeth did with Kevin, by ratting out to Angelo about how she used to sex change to carter to family’s needs. Maybe she is still expecting more, like a marriage proposal, who knows but in the meantime she was awarded for her whimpering rants by her beau with a lap dance. It was later discovered into the week that all pointers only led to the bigger thing and ‘’soon enough they became only the second couple in BBA history to go all the way. After testing out the waters earlier with some heavy flirting and finger action, the scandalous duo finally gifted Africa with the most risqué perfomance when they found themselves alone in the jacuzzi and began an intense make out session that soon evolved into soaking bodies glistening and writhing in ecstacy right in the jacuzzi’’. Word going round is, she’s already pregnant.

Selly Blamed the Devil
Selly having publicly professed her undying love for Nando, denouncing that of which her initially felt for her real boyfriend in the real world, maybe as a strategy, maybe not but later found out it didn’t work for her as she was asked to leave the house, snapped right out of her spell the moment she stepped out. She then took to publicly apologizing to her supposed boyfriend, asking him to take her back, blaming the devil for her actions. She seems to be getting good at this. Who knows, if the devil keeps up with his own strategy, he might end up winning the grand prize. We have read about his progress report with Eve.

RE: No More Sex
On a serious note Ada, what are the MORALS we learn from BBA? Yes, we are ENTERTAINED but what do we carry away when we leave the screen. When we lay on our beds at night and the time comes to ponder on our thoughts flowing from our deep inner recess? Do we need to see SEX on screen between ill mannered and mixed up adults, fallen breasts (like mine. I have nursed two babies) drugs etc

Do we need these ORGIES which make us dwell on fantasies far from reality? Sending us on a highway to further destruction when we are an already self-destruct generation? That you should so lament?

Who’s Up?
Feza, Cleo and Dillish are up this week. Quick question, assuming the position of head of house, if both compatriot Melvin and lover Angelo had been nominated, who will Beverly save?