HOW TO DROP YOUR PARTNER
It’s
fun, and it’s playful! A broken heart stings just a little less when
“it’s not you, it’s me” is presented to the tune of “Blurred Lines.”
It’s downright toe-tapping!
1. In a Hot Air Balloon
This is a great idea. You wait until the two of your are in mid-air,
all alone, and drop the bomb. He’ll either hurl you from the basket or
you get to endure the rest of the ride in stony silence, which will
probably have you begging for the first, more-murdery option.
2. Singing Telegram
It’s fun, and it’s playful! A broken heart stings just a little less
when “it’s not you, it’s me” is presented to the tune of “Blurred
Lines.” It’s downright toe-tapping!
3. When He’s Introducing You to His Parents
Will the glares of his shocked parents be easy to take? Nope. But at least you know he’ll have a support system in place.
4. During Sex
“Yeah, it’s just not working out.” Annnnnd how.
5. Have a Toddler Do It for You
Nobody wants to cry on a toddler’s fuzzy head! Nobody! Bonus points
if the toddler presents the dumpee with a flower or half-eaten cookie.
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